JLS Sims

Another month, another smustle dance.

Do you think there’s a reason Jordan chose the outfit he did? XD (JSYK, I deleted every single item of CC clothing I had between last update and this one, so Jordan really did get to choose it!)

Poor gullible Stewart hangs out with his little brother, thinking they’ll hang out and have a nice, brotherly chat or something.

All that happens is that when he gets bored of smustling, Jordan gives his elder brother a noogie.

Jordan: So, bro! Have I beat some sense into you this time?

Stewart: Mmm… I think so.

This is Stewart’s MINUS MINUS face.

Stewart is extremely happy about drinking coffee. I’m not sure why — he knew how to work the machine before, so…?

I forgot about all the uninvited guests. This time, it’s Spaceman Simon.

Meanwhile, Corey answers a phone call from Spaceman Simon’s little brother Abhijeet. Abhijeet is not a spaceman, he’s a farmer from Hicksville. Also, you can see from this screenshot that my change of default skins has left Corey with a deep and permanent tan.

Stewart plays video games!

Jordan is cute.

And then one of his girlfriends, Ashlee (she of the “I’ll have sex but not kiss you” mentality) comes over to pick him up.

Jordan walks nonchalantly over to the car.

Meanwhile, Stewart is desperate to hang out with his elder brother — the one who never noogies him!

Stewart: Bro! Bro! Bro! Talk to me! Please! Right here! Just here! Can you see me? Can you? Am I invisible! Please God, make me uninvisible!

Corey: *sip*

Stewart: Here! Here! Talk to me!

Stewart: So… I TOTALLY got an A+ bro, and I’m well on my way to becoming a doctor!
Corey: He’s so hapless that you can’t help but to love him… +

Stewart: It felt so good, you know, to know that out of ALL those other people, I was the best! ME!!

Jordan comes home from his night out with Ashlee.

…oh dear.

Aunt Estelle was furious!

…wait, no she wasn’t, just smustling. Well, OK Jordan, you get away with your drug-taking ways… this time.

Stewart cooks himself some dinner.

…and is promptly accepted into the cooking club.

Stewart: Wow.

Stewart: Let’s see Mum try’n say I’m not special NOW, hah!

This was actually really sad. Estelle stood by the hot tub for hours with things like “Hug Romantically” and “Make Out” in her queue, but Spaceman Simon wasn’t buying it. When he finally did come out of the hot tub, it was 6am and he said it was really late and time to go home. Poor Estelle!

Jordan: Hey, you know Aunt Estelle?

Jordan: Well, she’s not exactly SMOKING HOT any more, if you know what I mean…
Stewart: Srry, I don’t get it?
Estelle: I’m right here, you know!

Jordan neglected his homework in favour of going out with Ashlee, and got a B+. Stewart neglected his homework in favour of coffee and stalking his brothers, and got a D-. I think I see that medical degree slipping further and further away from our brainiac!

This was Stewart’s queue when he came home. Jordan didn’t have “Get off Bus” when I saw him, so this cracked me up. Stewart’s breaking tasks like “come home from school” down into baby steps so he can make sure he does it right!

Ah, Miss Runaway (and Jordan’s other girlfriend). We meet again.

Stewart takes an afternoon nap.

Stewart: I hate that job I want… getting into it is just so damn hard!

Stewart: Not at ALL like it looks on TV!

Laura clogged up a toilet or something so big sister Estelle comes to chew her out.